Thursday, January 14, 2010

Love Conquers All

Love conquers all things! Good times and bad, sickness and health, bodily excretions, flatulence, and body odor. I can honestly say, the love I have for Jeff conquers all things!

I realized what love is tonight when I was at basketball. Love is what I have for Jeff, no matter what! I found myself repulsed on a few occasions this evening. I was repulsed when one man let out a horrific smelling fart that lingered on the court for quite some time. Love conquers this. I may have to plug my nose for a while, but I always make it through even Jeff's deadliest gasinators.


I nearly threw up when the man with bad breath  exhaled near me. I couldn't bring myself to go near him the rest of the night. Love conquers this. So does a toothbrush, but sometimes morning breath happens, as I know when I get to share a bed with my husband. I love him nonetheless!

The sweat that quickly covers most of the men I play basketball with is another thing that grosses me out.  In about ten minutes their shirts are soaked through with sweat. I retract when anyone comes in contact with me. This is a problem if I am going for a rebound. I don't want to get their nasty sweat all over me. You may think I am sweating too, but I don't sweat, I glisten! Love conquers this. When Jeff is sweaty, I don't mind. I would smother him with a hug if he would let me!


Lastly, tonight, I was disturbed by the chubby man with the B.O. Whenever he ran by me I held my breath. I'm not saying Jeff is one to have B.O., but if he is working hard playing basketball or running, I see it as just that with him. Love conquers this because I love when my man is working hard! When others work so hard they smell, I hate it.

Two good things came for the repulsion that was basketball tonight. Number one, I realized just what love is. The love I have for Jeff, could never be duplicated. And, number two, I do enjoy banging three's in the mugs of smelly men!

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