Fingerology

Dr. Phil is an a-hole. I don't know him personally, Jeff doesn't know him personally, but he is definitely an a-hole. Not knowing either one of us, he has diagnosed the future of our marriage.

You see, Dr. Phil has proclaimed that anybody who has pointer finger that is longer than their ring finger is an adulteress. Apparently, it is a destiny, there is no option there. It will happen. Why is this an issue? For me, it's not. I have nice, proportional hands. See:

All fingers are the length they are supposed to be. So perfect, I have been told I could/should be a hand model. What a compliment! Lord knows I couldn't be any other kind of model! 

That means, the problem lies in Jeff's hands, literally. His stupid pointer finger is longer than his ring finger. So, basically, because this birth defect of Jeff's fingers, our marriage is screwed. According to Dr. Phil anyways. 

Well, Dr. Phil will lose this battle.