$ for Finger Painting

I am not big on bragging. I didn't tell you that I got a lot of gifts from the end of the school year, well until now. I don't think it's really important. I think it's nice, but not important. What I do think is important is that collectively, out of all of the gifts I have gotten, I have accumulated over $200 to Dick's Sporting Goods!

This, I wanted to rub in Jeff's face. So, I did. Then I got his sob story. The whole year he's been out in Cleveland all by himself. All alone. No one to talk to, no dog to play with. Me on the other hand, had Shea, my family, my 25 youngsters to finger paint with. And somehow, by some stroke of ridiculousness, people give me gifts because they feel bad for me, and he gets  nothing.

I explained how I touch people's lives. That is important. That is why people get me things, not because they simply feel sorry for me. Plus, I'm slightly more likable. 

Anyways, we all know, ok, maybe only I know, but I will be sharing my gift cards to Dick's with Jeff. Maybe not all 200 plus dollars (that's a lot), but I will share. So stop the sob stories already and pick out some good stuff to buy!