Blueberry Pancakes

A few weeks ago I was going to play basketball. I always pack a bag with basketball/running gear to have with me at all times. I do this in case I have a minute to squeeze a run in, and sometimes just to put on comfy clothes after work.

A girl needs a plethora of things in order to be prepared, especially in the cold winter months. Each day I make sure I pack a few layers and still have shorts in case I can do inside activities. On top of this I have to remember socks, underwear, and a sports bra. On this specific day I am talking about, I forget the ever elusive sports bra. No big deal for me! I just threw a sweatshirt on and did what I needed to do. There were no repercussions for me.

At Victoria's Secret, they have been known to ask men to compare their woman's chest to fruit in order to determine the correct size. In evaluating myself, I don't even give the watermelon or cantaloupe a second thought. Not even the grapefruit. I like to at least think of myself as apples. The red delicious kind because they are a tad bigger than other apples, but I would even take mackintosh. Jeff would say grapes just to be a wise guy. In fact, when I asked him, that was his response. Little does Jeff know, he should consider himself lucky. In order to enhance my speed and running performance I could follow in Jana Rowlison's footsteps. Read about what Jana did!

 Jana had her breast size reduced in order to enhance her athletic performance. I had never really thought of it before, but anyone larger than apples, it may make a difference! She did make two relevant points. She can always get an enhancement when her career is over. And, there are no medals for being beautiful. She says she is flat as a pancake. Sticking with the fruit analogy, I would have to assume that

they are blueberry pancakes!